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THE QUEER LANDSCAPE

An Illustration of the Queer Landscape

For weird stories.

So Go There!

RHINO WELDER

Rhino Welder: Super Hero born in Chatham

Fighting for Justice in Chatham and Strood

BAN THE MIND READER!

STROOD ROBOTS

An Illustration of a Strood Robot

The Life and Times of the Angst Ridden Mechanoids.

So Go There!

Resist the British Art Resistance

Why We Are Here

Ban The Mind Reader was a piece of graffiti written on the walls and railway arches of the Medway towns in the 1960s. Its message was paranoid and mysterious. It stunk of conspiracy. Most people thought it was the work of a paranoid loony. I thought it was the work of a genius. And I was not alone. Years later, when Tracie Jenkins (the Strood poet) gave a recital on Broom hill near the dead orchard, her poem, 'Banneth Thyself O Mind Reader', reminded me that others too, thought about the mysterious slogan.

The message - in its entirety - is mysterious and prophetic.

"BAN THE MIND READER... THE MURDERING COMPUTER... IT HAS CAUSED A NUMBER OF FIRES AND EXPLOSIONS... IT MAKES THE CRIMINALS... IT CAUSES SICKNESS, BENDS AND VOMITING ... "

Ban the the mind reader: click here to find out more.

Tracie Jenkins explored the message with some poetic license. But I want to get to the root of matter. And to the root of all the conspiracies that blight the lives of hard working men and women the world over.

This website wants to know more about the 'Murdering Computer'.

There are serious questions that need answering:

  1. What is the operating system?
  2. Is the murdering software open source?
  3. Who built it?

And the other conspiracies too.

Why does the government want to ban smoking and drinking?

Is it for Health reasons?

Or is that the government wants to put an end to Universal-transfer?

And Why was Professor Nathaniel Butler silenced by KrycoVision? His theory on Universal-transfer was not widely believed, but was it too much that it was even believed at all?

And is Universal-transfer dangerous knowledge? Does it matter that alcohol and tobacco propel the concious mind into parallel universes? Is that why the government wants to ban these activities?

And what is the belligerent and secretive organisation KrycoVision? Do they really contribute to paranoia? Is KrycoVision dangerous?

And who are the Secret Judo Society?

This website intends to answer all these questions. It will explore all existing theories. It will invent new ones. And if a conspiracy can't be found it will fabricate one.

But we are more that just a conspiracy theory website. We have distinct policies and are staunch supporters of the Black Star Revolution.

Strood, Chatham, Hastings ... they are all towns of the Black Star revolution. Grit, not twee. Work, not capitalistic financial Ponzi schemes.

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National Art Hate Week

Have the British Art Resistance gone too far in a calling for a National Art Hate week?
Why pick on the Tate Modern?
Find out here

The Crushing of Aspiration

Apathy is good ... if you want to rule the world!
Find out how you can crush all aspiration by following these three simple tips!

L-13 The Light Industrial Workshop

Are the L-13 art group in danger of sticking their collective heads are their soviet arses?
Find out if they can see no light in their art gallery

Anthology of Love

An Anthology of Love? Have the Strood Poetical Society sold out! Are they shunning their Homeric Roots and wearing silk and velvet?
Find out if they are ...

Strood Robots

Episode 9: Politics in Strood is a nasty business! And Bob Bastard is a dirty politician.
Episode 9: Read it now!

The Ballbag Papers

Did Boncy Ballbag come from an alternative universe? Seems he did! Read his controversial diaries - serialised on this website!
Read them here!

The Strood Poetical Society

The Strood Poetical Society has often been linked to organised crime. But is the accusation fair?
Find out here!

The Mind Reader Comic

At long last - the story of the Mind Reader Grafitti - as a graphic novel!
Find out how it happened!

Tracie Jenkins' Medway Poems

Her Book, 57 Poems about the River Medway, is a rude reflection on the Medway towns. It has nothing to say about misery or dyslexia.
Well worth a read

Boncy Ballbag

He was loud, rude and controversial. Find out more about Strood's most famous comedian.
Read About Boncy here

Tracie Jenkins

She caused a near war between Chatham and Strood, but Tracie Jenkins never compromised her views on the Medway Poets.
Find out why

The Mind Reader

The Mind Reader is a menace and should be banned! That was the conclusion of a Medway graffiti artist in the 1960s. But was he right?
Find out why

Ella Guru

She Thrashed the Tories to within an inch of their lives! Find out more about this talented Stuckist
At this link

Billy Childish

Startling new evidence that Chatham Artist - Billy Childish - is a time traveller.
Find out why

Sexton Ming

Was the strange world of Sexton Ming inspired by the Mind Reader Graffiti or was die cast long before?
Find out here

Nicotine and Democracy

Did nicotine end the middle-ages? Was the enlightenment a result of smoking tobacco? Would democracy have happened without tobacco?
Find out here...

A letter from Screwtape

A Demon congratulates us for becoming consumer idiots and pliable fools. But is he right?
Read more ...